三字經之中英對照版…
西方漢學家翻譯的三字經人之初：At the beginning of life.
性本善：Sex is good.
性相近：Basically, all the sex are the same.
習相遠：But it depends on how the way you do it.苟不教：If you do not practice all the time.
性乃遷：Sex will leave you..
教之道：The way of learning it
貴以專：is very important to make love with only one
person.昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
擇鄰處：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex
influence.
子不學：If you do not study hard,
斷機杼：Your Dick will become useless.竇燕山 Dou, the Famous
有義方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five sons took it
名俱揚 and their sexual ability were well-known.養不教 If your children do not know how to do it,
父之過 It is all your fault.
教不嚴 If they had lots of problems with it,
師之惰 their teacher must be too lazy to tell them
details
on
sex.子不學 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
幼不學 If you do not learn it in childhood,
老何? you will lose your ability when aged玉不琢 If you do not exercise your dick,
不成器 It wo not become hard and strong.
人不學 If you do not learn sex,
不知義 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
嗯嗯…
不錯唷小帥…
不過要記的把前面>記號去掉不然被當灌水行為…
嘿嘿…真是這樣翻譯的嗎?^^
人家本來好好的被改到色色的
笑死XD
不錯喔～記得要快點選職業和找SUNZ拿錢喔^^
嗯~~ 謝嘞!!
明明是跟你拿錢幹嘛扯到我阿…
不過我還是會給你的啦..小帥…
那種雜碎會給你?!我看我的那裡乾脆拿去剁掉閹酒喝…
呵呵!! 別這樣說嘛～
最初由 Sunz 發佈
明明是跟你拿錢幹嘛扯到我阿…
不過我還是會給你的啦..小帥…
那種雜碎會給你?!我看我的那裡乾脆拿去剁掉閹酒喝…
是高粱酒或清酒=.=反正都是腥ㄉ
什麼東西ㄚ…醬子整個意思就不對了…哈哈哈