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早上超冷
早上有課
上微積分
早起吃飯
準備上課
剛上起課
不到五分
開始昏迷
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過兩小時
發現已晚
後悔莫及
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淦!!作業完全不會寫
昨天在開會的時候
大家討論如果遲到的懲罰是什麼
這時有人講wrong hole
一開始我還很天真的想要舉手贊成
最後一大堆人笑翻就害我不敢贊成了
等到今天我去谷歌一下
終於發現....
附上歌詞
I took her on a date things seemed so bright
I knew I would not need my youporn tonight
We go to her place and we fooled around
We throw all our clothes to the ground
We begin as she turns out the lights
I start but feel something so very extra tight
I hear her cry and I see her frown
I look at the condom it is all brown
Last night I stuck it in the wrong hole
I'm so sorry from the bottom of my soul
Cause I stuck it in the wrong hole
Try some preparation H it'll make you feel better
In my defense those holes are so close together
Oh baby baby don't feel defiled
It's a common accident during doggy style
It was so dark I couldn't see so good
I had no idea where I put my wood
I want to make things better want to make it alright
If you want you can put on a strap on and give it back to me all night ( I'd rather if she didn't)
Last night I stuck it in the wrong hole
I'm so sorry from the bottom of my soul
I never ever want to make you feel hurting
I guess that's why God made that hole not for inserting
Tell me how you feel baby please don't pause
Now I know how they feel in that HBO show OZ
Maybe take some advit your pain it will fix
From the way you are walking you can compete in the special olympics
If this was Alabama we would be on trial
That's how my mom took my temperature when I was a child
I've got a confession and I think you wont mind
I kinda liked when you put it in my behind
I don't know baby I'm no Sodomite
Can't we just try it again tonight?
Alright!
Every night I stick it in the wrong hole
It's so much fun and we don't need no birth control
When we stick it in the wrong hole.
I stuck in your ass.
