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不知道這能不能幫到妳!? XD
*xxxxxxxxxxxxx*是旁白得line~!! 當外星人的一開始先唸旁白的part XD
*little kid wakes up in the middle of night*
*小孩在半夜中醒來*
小孩: hmmm>___>~...I need to go to the washroom.......>____>""...
小孩: 嗯嗯嗯嗯....我需要去廁所.....>____>""...
*in the washroom, doing his own business...and suddenly he hears loud bang noise coming from somewhere*
*在廁所做他的事情, 突然聽到不知道哪邊傳來的巨響* 當小孩的如果是女生就把his 改成 her: he改成she
小孩: what..what was that??? >___>~!
小孩: 那..那是什麼???>___>~!
*so the kid runs to his mother's room*
*小孩就這樣跑到他媽媽的房間* (一樣! his, her)
小孩: mom~ mom~!!!! I heard something...>___<;;
小孩: 媽~媽~!! 我聽到怪聲音...>___<;;
*what? I didn't hear anything...you're imagining things =___=+ the mother says in a sleepy voice*
*什麼? 我什麼都沒聽到...你指示再憑空想像而已的吧=___=+ 媽媽帶的困倦的聲音說道*
小孩: No, I'm not imagining things >____<
小孩: 沒有, 我沒有在幻覺>____<
*well, stop your nonsense and go back to your room= = the mother replied angrily*
*不要再胡說八道了, 回去你房間= = 媽媽生氣的回答*
小孩: Alright..I'll go back to my room...
小孩: 好啦...我會回去我房間的...
*so the poor kid goes back to his room*
*這可憐的小孩就這樣回到他的房間* (一樣! his, her)
外星人: EEE TTTTT phonee homeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (把食指伸出來)
外星人: E T phone home(美國電影ET得經典對白)
小孩: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh >_________________>~~~~!!!
小孩: 阿阿阿阿阿阿阿阿阿>______________>~~~~! (這應該不算對白 = =)
(聽到媽媽的敲門聲)
*is there anything wrong in your room? the mother asked as she knock on the door*
*你房間裡出了什麼事情嗎? 媽媽一邊敲門一邊問到*
小孩: No, nothing. Nothing wrong happened..expect there's an ET in my room =_="...
小孩: 不, 沒事. 沒發生什麼不對勁的事情..只是有一隻ET在我房間 =_="...
*stop fooling around and go to sleep! Good night!!! says the mother as she goes back to her room*
*不要再胡鬧了! 趕快去睡覺!!! 媽媽一邊說一邊回自己房間*
外星人: Hi =w="....nice to meet you >W<~...People call my home "english classroom"...that's where I came from =w=....and I'm no alien...i am santa claus = =!
外星人: 嗨 =w="...很高興見到妳>W<~..大家都把我家叫做"英文教室"...我就是從那邊來的 =w=... 然後我不是外星人...我是聖誕老人 (他家是英文教室只是在搞怪@@ 如果你想到什麼其他名子也可以自己改掉)
小孩: ya right=_="...you're not even red = =" (指向外星人)
小孩: 最好是=_="... 你根本也不是紅色的啊= =" (因為外星人說他是聖誕老人~但他並沒有穿紅色衣服)
外星人:...what (我的天啊的臉) you don't believe me?...(在地上劃圈圈)...just because i ran out of red fabric....
外星人:...什麼 (~~~~) 你不相信我?...(~~~)..只因為我紅色布料用完了... (因為紅色布料用完了, 所以沒辦法穿紅色衣服)
小孩: =____=||||||||
小孩:...so...errr...santa claus...why are you here...
小孩:...所以..痾..聖誕老人...你來這裡做什麼...
外星人: (思考)....hmmm...hmmm....I forgot....=_="...
外星人: (~~)...嗯....嗯.....我忘了....=_="...
小孩:...you're a dumb alien, I'm going back to sleep. See you later.
小孩:...你這蠢蛋外星人, 我要回去睡覺了. 再見.
外星人: Noooooooo.....ohhh, I remember!!.....we're here to take over the world!!!
外星人: 不不不...阿, 我想起來了!!...我們是來統治世界的!!!
小孩: we? who are we? O__o
小孩: 我們? 誰是我們? O__o (因為外星人說..."我們"是來統治....而不是說"我"!! 所以小孩問她"我們"是指誰)
外星人: oops =_____=""...I’m not supposed to tell you....but since you know already...........MUAHAHAHHAHAHAH, me and my companions are here to take over your place by dressing up as what you call them "santa claus"
外星人: 阿 =___=""...我不應該跟你說的...但既然你已經知道了....姆阿哈哈哈哈哈, 我還有我的夥伴就是要穿上你們所說的"聖誕老人"的衣服來統治你們的地方
小孩: okay...good for you, (轉過去睡覺) I’m going back to sleep....good night.
小孩: 喔...很好, (~~~) 我要回去睡覺了...晚安.
外星人: Good night =w="~
外星人: 晚安 =w="~
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