標題: 超爆笑的英文情書@@~ [列印本頁] 作者: fishxxxx 時間: 04-6-18 17:43 標題: 超爆笑的英文情書@@~ Dear wang litte sister:親愛的王小姐
From see you one eye, I shit love you.自從看到你的第一眼,我便
愛上
你。
Your eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to live.
Your eyes close and open again and again,I die again and
again.
妳的眼睛閉上，我就死了，你的眼睛打開，我又活過來，妳的眼睛
貶啊貶,我就
死去活來?
Maybe you do not remember me, no matter.
When you carefully look at me, you will one see clock.
也許你不記得我,沒有關係,當你仔細看著我，你就會一見鍾情.
I think l should introduce myself to you.
我想應該介紹一下自己。
I call Li big great. Toyear 25
我叫李大偉,今年25(今天是today,那麼今年就是toyear.至於偉就
翻成great
吧！)
My home have four mouth people-papa, mama, I and DD.
我家有四口人..爸爸、媽媽、我和弟弟。
I am a good man, in a big company work.
我是一個好男人，在一家大公司上班。
I do early fuck every day, so that I can have strong body to
protect you.
我每天都做早操，這樣我會有強壯的身體來保護你。
Please come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my hair to
be
a monk,
and find a place where many monks live in to over my life;
請嫁給我吧,否則我將削髮為僧,找個廟來了此一生。
Like Your people
喜歡妳的人作者: Sunz 時間: 04-6-18 18:03 標題: 回覆: 超報效的英文情書@@~ I shit love you==((這句最難翻....))
your eyes open, I come back to live.===((那你要死多少次阿..又要活多少次阿.不會煩嗎))
Your eyes close and open again and again,I die again and
again. ====((這句像是繞口令))
you will one see clock===((這真的是中翻英王道阿))
I call Li big great==什麼..李大棒((你大棒...曖昧唷))