趣味電話留言（有中、英文的對照）

aesir

(一)

Hello！you've reached Jim and Sonya. We can't pick up the phone right now, because we're doing something we really enjoy. Sonya likes doing it up and down, and I like doing it left to right. . .real slowly. So leave a message, and when we're done brushing our teeth, we'll get back to you.

哈囉！你打來吉姆和桑雅家了。我們現在沒辦法接聽電話，因為我們正在做我們愛做的事。桑雅喜歡上下做，而我喜歡左右做…慢慢的做。所以請留下你要說的話，當我們刷牙刷好後，我們就會回電給你。



(二)

Hi, this is John.
If you are the phone company, I've already sent the money.
If you are my parents, please send money.
If you are my financial aid institution, you didn't lend me enough money.
If you are my friends, you owe me money.
If you are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.

嗨！我是約翰。
如果你是電話公司，我已經交錢了。
如果你是我的老爸或老媽，請把錢寄過來。
如果你是我的債主（資金援助機構），你借我的錢還不夠。
如果你是我的朋友，你還欠我錢。
如果你是女的，別擔心，我有很多錢。



(三)

Hi！I'm probably home, I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you.

嗨！我可能在家，我只是在躲某些我不喜歡的人。留言給我，而假如你沒收到我的回電，那我就是在躲你。



(四)

Please leave a message. However, you have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be recorded and will be used by us.

請留下你要說的話。然而，你有保持緘默的權利。你說的每一句話都將被錄音並且被我們使用。

軟綿綿a布丁

= =a....偶也要用這種留言...

壞女孩”玲兒

阿哩勒＠＠！！！好厲害斗答露機喔＝　＝