另類英文學習法

冬夜

Watch sister.
表姐(妹).

Heart flower angry open.
心花怒放.

As far as you go to die.
有多遠,死多遠.

American Chinese not enough.
美中不足.

Beautiful center is not enough.
美中不足.

Know is know ,no know is no know.
知之為知之,不知為不知.

I give you face you don't wanna face,
you lose you face , I turn my face.
給你臉你不要臉,你丟臉,我翻臉.

You don't bird me , I don't bird you too.
你不鳥我,我也不鳥你

Dragon born dragon , chicken born chicken ,
mouse's son can make hole!
龍生龍,鳳生鳳,老鼠的兒子會打洞.

You have seed , I will give you some color to see see,
brothers , together up!
你有種,我要給你點顏色瞧瞧,兄弟們,一起上!

Hello everybody ! if you have something to say , then say!
if you have nothing to say , go home!
有事起奏,無事退朝.

If you want money , I have no ; if you want life , I have one!
要錢沒有,要命一條!

紅蓮劫焰

哇..果然是標準的「台灣英文」~XD
不過這樣的英文還蠻有趣的^^"

拉克

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